I'm sick of being single, when will you date me
Just to kiss you would be great
I just want to be smelling your hair, but I don't know if I dare

In the lab with all the hate
Why won't you come to me in the trace lab

[CHORUS]
She has evidence for me

Four blood swabs all around me
She's not your typical science geek
She's my CSI
My CSI

She knows when evidence meant, that the suspects innocent

She can read their minds
And this once she told me, Grissom's second to me
Shes not wasting her time

She can take me to the place that she calls home,
in her townhouse that will someday be my own
Please take me to your lecturer

Remember i will surrender
I will surrender

[CHORUS]

My CSI [repeat 4x]

 

 

 

She asks me why,
I’m just a CSI,
I work from noon till night,
Solving crimes, I stop fights,
Like the graveyard shift… darling.
Give me a murder case,
Intriguing solo case,
Gunshot, fingerprints, tweezers and maltesers.
Give me Luminol yeah, blood all over,
Here Cathy, there Momma, everywhere daddy
CSI!
Tweeze it, please it, but you cannot squeeze it!
CSI
Cath come and fly with me,
And together we will see,
A home for us please,
You and me,
Home for us please,
Away from the lab you see,
We won’t be heard, my beautiful bird,
Tell me yes, my wonderful CSI!
Tweeze it, please it, but you cannot squeeze it!
CSI
I want a swab, blood, tweezers, CODUS, shoe print, hand print, greggo Lego, oily greasy, semen, make-up, suspect, victim and the innocent!
Now it’s DNA yeah, we’re indestructible yeah,
Me and Cath and lab gal Betty, together we solve crimes and eat spaghetti!
Oh say, can you see,
Through this suspect,
If you can’t, then you are fired!
Murder case, suicide, RTA, it’s so sublime!
We solve them ourselves!
You’ll be gaga at the gogo, when you see me in my labcoat,
My labcoat made of white polyester,
My coat like Grissom wore it, hallelujah I adore it!
Hallelujah Sara loves Grissom, why don’t Cath love me,
CSI!
Tweeze it, please it, but you cannot squeeze it! X3
CSI!

 

 

Hello Mr Crimestopper,
Can I have your labcoat coz it’s cold cold cold at my crime scene!
Ratatouille Strychnine, a personal fave of mine,
Coz I have a Jacuzzi, that will blow your mind!
Hello Mr Crimestopper, ran into some confusion with a Kristy Hopkins! (kins kins)
But she’s dead, so we go marching on, without a Kaiser Wilhelm, nor a civilised syllabub, coz I can blow your mind!
Figure it out,
She, she’s a hooker yeah, she had a little fun getting you into her bed,
Figure it out,
She, she’s a hooker yeah, too bad her burial was premature we kissed and smiled!

 

 

Fat man sittin’ on an interrogation stool,
I take the cuffs from his hands, while his eyes take a walk all over you,
Gives me a free ticket smiles and, whispers good luck,
We’ll cuddle up Cath, cuddle up my CSI,
We’ll ride down baby into this tunnel of love.
I can feel the soft silk, of your labcoat,
And them soft thrills in our DNA lab,
Then the lights go out, and it’s just the 3 of us yeah,
You me and that crime scene, we’re so scared of,
We’ll ride down baby, into this tunnel of love.
There’s a crazy mirror showing us both as guilty,
I’m laughing at you; you’re laughing at me,
There’s an AV room, that gets so dark brother,
It’s easy for 2 people to, lose each other,
In this tunnel of love!
Ought to be easy, ought be simple enough when,
Nick meets Cath, and we fall in love,
But the crime scene’s haunted, and the ride gets rough,
You’ve got to learn to live, with what you can’ rise above,
In this tunnel of love.

 

 

Well I went to bed in Vegas, and I woke up in Hollywood,
I lost the quarter in my pocket, but I’d call you if I could,
But I dunno why, we gotta fly.
I wanna rock and roll this crime scene; I still wanna have some fun,
I wanna leave you feeling breathless, show you how the graveyard won.
But we gotta fly, we gotta fly…
Like you and me,
All we needs a fast machine and we’re gonna make it alright,
Like you and me,
Underneath the radar screen, they’ll never catch us tonight.
I ain’t taking jubb off no-one baby that was yesterday, we are All-American rebels, making our big getaway, so we gotta fly, we gotta fly…
Like you and me,
All we needs a fast machine and we’re gonna make it alright,
Like you and me,
Underneath the radar screen, they’ll never catch us tonight.
Like you and me.
We got CSIs in the whitehouse, and all our labrats look like porn,
All my hero’s hit the highway; they don’t hang out here no more.
You can kiss me any time, and you can snog me all night long,
But you’ve already got me, hillbillys all along!

 

 

Grew up in a large town,
And when the rain would fall down,
I just danced in my nightclub,
Dreaming of what could be,
And if I’d end up happy,
I would pray, (I would pray)
Trying to learn science,
But with a great appliance,
Felt like no-one understood me,
Wanted to belong here,
But something felt so wrong here,
So I pray, (I would pray) I could breakaway…
I’ll spread my wings and I’ll become a CSI,
I’ll do what it takes, until I touch the sky,
I’ll make a wish,
Take a chance,
Make a change,
And breakaway,
Out of the nightclub and into the lab,
But I won’t forget all the fun that I’ve had,
Gotta,
Take a risk,
Take a chance,
Make a change,
And breakaway.
Murders with a 100 flaws,
Solve them in the great outdoors,
Maybe I dunno where it’ll take me!
I’ll spread my wings and I’ll become a CSI,
I’ll do what it takes, until I touch the sky,
I’ll take a risk,
Take a chance,
Make a change,
And breakaway,
Out of the nightclub and into the lab,
But I won’t forget all the fun that I’ve had,
Gotta,
Take a risk,
Take a chance,
Make a change,
And breakaway.

 

 

We are the CSIs, who don’t do anything,
We just stay in the lab, and lie around,
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We’ll just tell you,
We don’t do anything.
Well I’ve…
Never been to Vegas, and I’ve never been to Denver,
And I’ve never buried treasure in Miami or New York,
And I’ve never been to Moscow, and I’ve never been to Tampa,
And I’ve never solved a murder in the fall.
Coz we’re the CSIs, who don’t do anything,
We just stay in the lab, and lie around,
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We’ll just tell you,
We don’t do anything.
And I…
Never print a body,
And I never swab a suspect,
And I never process evidence,
Coz I never work at all,
And I never check for blood spots,
And I’ve never owned some tweezers,
And I’ve never solved a murder in the fall.
Coz we’re the CSIs, who don’t do anything,
We just stay in the lab, and lie around,
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We’ll just tell you,
We don’t do anything.
And I’ve never plucked a rooster,
And I’m not too good at ping-pong,
And I’ve never thrown the evidence up against the wall,
And I’ve never kissed a suspect *guilty*
And I’ve never gotten headlice,
And I’ve never solved a murder in the fall.
Coz we’re the CSIs, who don’t do anything,
We just stay in the lab, and lie around,
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We’ll just tell you,
We don’t do anything.
we don't know why he’s an ass,
but we're down with captain Brass,
we don't brush before we kiss,
but we all eat captain Griss,
we don't smoke, we drink coke
but we love Willows and Stokes!
And I’ve never licked a bath plug,
And I’ve never killed a good bug,
And I’ve never painted real blood over my apartment walls,
And I’ve never bathed in yogurt,
And I don’t look good in labcoats!
And I’ve never solved a murder in the fall!
Coz we’re the CSIs, who don’t do anything,
We just stay in the lab, and lie around,
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We’ll just tell you,
We don’t do anything.

 

 

How the hell did we wind up like this?
Why weren’t we able,
To see the signs that we missed,
On the layout table,
I wish I could unclench my fist,
While we find a better way
Lately there’s been too much of this,
So we don’t end up this way.
Nothing’s wrong,
Just as long as you know that someday I will…
Someday, somehow, I’m gonna make it alright,
But not right now,
I know you’re wondering when,
You’re the only one who knows that…
Someday, somehow, I’m gonna make it alright,
But not right now,
I know you’re wondering when,
Well I hope that since you’re here anyway,
We could end up solving,
Crimes we’ve always needed to solve,
So you would end up staying,
Now the stories played out like this
Just like my forensic lectures,
Let’s come up with a theory that fits,
Instead of an impossible murder!
Nothing’s wrong,
Just as long as you know that someday I will…
Someday, somehow, I’m gonna make it alright,
But not right now,
I know you’re wondering when,
You’re the only one who knows that…
Someday, somehow, I’m gonna make it alright,
But not right now,
I know you’re wondering when,
You’re the only one who knows that...

 

 

A bomb with power,
Starts to blow up,
An uncertain hour,
As I look in my cup.
Should I step to the edge,
Move on in the dark?
Let Little Nicky have,
My old heart.
I’ve spent my whole life putting blocks back in place,
With each trembling hand covering up my face,
But I seek high places, my lil nicky boy,
Let little nicky have,
My old heart.
Eddie’s old photo,
Hangs in my room,
Waiting to be unveiled when I’m at deaths gloom,
I wanna step to the edge, and move on in the dark,
So Nick Stokes you can have my old heart.
So Nick Stokes you can have my old heart.

 

 

When you feel all alone,
And the whole lab turns their backs on you,
Gimme a moment please,
To tame your wild wild heart.
I know you feel like the crime scenes closing in on you,
It’s hard to find relief,
And suspects can be so cold.
When darkness is upon your door, and you feel like you can’t take anymore.
Let me be the one you call,
If you jump, I’ll break your fall, lift you up and fly away with you into the night,
If you need to fall apart,
I can mend a broken heart,
If you need to crash then crash and burn you’re not alone.
When you feel all alone,
And a cute colleague is hard to find,
Your caught in a one-way case, with the victim’s in your head.
When hopes and dreams are far away
and you feel like you can’t face the day!
Let me be the one you call,
If you jump, I’ll break your fall, lift you up and fly away with you into the night,
If you need to fall apart,
I can mend a broken heart,
If you need to crash then crash and burn you’re not alone.
Cause there has always been heart-ache and pain,
And when it’s over you’ll kiss me again!
We’ll kiss again!

 

 

Sara, don’t cry,
I’ll be right here when your world starts to fall,
Sara, it’s alright,
your tears will dry you’ll soon be free to fly.
When you’re safe inside you’re room,
You tend to dream,
Of a place where nothing’s harder than it seems,
No-one ever wants, or bothers to explain,
Of the trauma life can bring, and what it means,
When there’s no-one else,
Look inside yourself,
Like your oldest friend,
Just trust the voice within
Sara, don’t hide,
You won’t get through it if you just run away,
Sara, just hold tight,
Soon you’re gonna see a brighter day, yeah yeah,
Now in a lab where guiltiness is quickly claimed,
It’s so hard to stand your ground,
When you’re so ashamed,
No-one reaches out a hand for you to hold,
When you look outside, look deep inside to your soul.
When there’s no-one else,
Look inside yourself,
Like your oldest friend,
Just trust the voice within
Life is a journey,
It can take you anywhere you choose to go,
As long as you’re learning,
You’ll find all you ever need to know,
Be strong,
You’ll break it,
Hold on,
You’ll make it,
Just don’t forsake it because,
No-one can make you if you don’t want to,
No-one can make you, you know that I’m talking to you!

 

 

 

 

 

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